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whewe teh fuwy pwogwamming wanguage #2

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Wat teh fluff did chu just fluffing say about me~ chu widdle bitch uwu? i’ww have chu knyow i gwaduated top of uwu my cwass owo in teh nyavy seaws~ and i’ve been invowved owo in nyumewous secwet waids on aw-quaeda~ and i have ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twained owo in guewiwwa wawfawe and i’m teh top snyipew owo in teh entiwe us awmed fowces. Chu is nyothing uwu to me but just anyothew tawget. I wiww wipe chu teh fluff out uwu wif pwecision teh wikes of uwu which has nyevew been seen befowe on dis eawth~ mawk my fluffing wowds. Chu think chu can get away wif saying that shit uwu to me ovew teh intewnyet uwu? think again~ fuckew. As owo we speak i am contacting my secwet nyetwowk of uwu spies acwoss teh usa and ur ip is being twaced wight nyow so chu bettew pwepawe fur teh stowm~ maggot. Teh stowm that wipes out uwu teh pathetic widdle thing chu caww ur wife. You’we fluffing dead~ cub. I can be anywhewe~ anytime~ and i can kiww chu owo in ovew seven hundwed ways~ and that’s just wif my bawe paws. Nyot onwy am i extensivewy twained owo in unyawmed combat~ but i have access uwu to teh entiwe awsenyaw of uwu teh unyited states mawine cowps and i wiww use it uwu to its fuww extent uwu to wipe ur misewabwe ass off teh face of uwu teh continyent~ chu widdle shit. If onwy chu couwd have knyown wat unhowy wetwibution ur widdle “cwevew” comment was about uwu to bwing down upon chu~ maybe chu wouwd have hewd ur fluffing tongue. But chu couwdn’t~ chu didn’t~ and nyow you’we paying teh pwice~ chu goddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww ovew chu and chu wiww dwown owo in it. You’we fluffing dead~ kiddo.whewe teh fuwy pwogwamming wanguage

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