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we have time to be lost
1/2
("8-2" chess would have a second order of 8 boards adjacent to each of the first 8, for 64 boards. Still playable but harder.)
Also, toots are a minimum of 141 characters.
A noir novel whose narrator speaks in a cant derived entirely or almost entirely from profanity (an english equivalent of the russian 'mat').
A script that takes a ren'py visual novel and turns it into a CYOA book (formatted like those old 80s/90s CYOA books) by dropping everything that isn& apos;t text and converting labels into page numbers.
@aslee The plan, currently, is that each area of investigation has a character associated with it that the protagonist knows from school, and that you can follow a route based on bonding with the character rather than solving your own murder.
Backgrounds are rotated and converted to greyscale, then scaled so they fit on the page and run through an edge detector so they look like line-art full-page illustrations.
"8-1 chess" You have 8 boards. (Each board is adjacent along one of 8 dimensions.) Each move involves a move on each of the 8 parallel games, but a valid move is to swap a piece with another (adjacent) board. Winner is first to take (not check) 5 kings.
A bot that chooses (non-private) accounts totally at random to recommend for follow friday.
A bot that posts completely random images with the caption "You've heard of elf on the shelf; now get ready for...". You get to watch people try REALLY HARD to figure out puns about images that contain no puns.
A bot that redoes movie posters, recasting actors so that the overlap between actor names and title words is maximized. (ex., A Serious Man, starring Yahoo Serious and Michael Mann)
A bot that retoots only people begging for donations, so you can go to the timeline and select if you're feeling generous.
A browser extension that randomly prompts you to rank news articles you read by how true you think they are, provides aggregate rankings for articles with >100 votes.
A Bruce Tenger book on psychic self-defense.
a cook book club -- every week, people are assigned random recipes from a thematic cookbook, and then bring the dishes to a pot luck.
A crowdfunding effort to get Goblin to compose an alternate score for Troll 2
a dating site, but for matching story prompts to writers.
Add '[Mm]asto' to your timeline filters, so that you cannot see Mastodon talking to itself about itself.
A D&D style RP where all PCs are historical figures. (Ex., a party where the bard is Shakespeare, the mage is Crowley, the fighter is Mike Tyson, the thief is Harry Houdini, and the paladin is Cotton Mather.)
a distributed computing network thing except you actually only rent out your GPU.
A fidget toy that's just a telephone dial
a Flowers of Bad tier translation of La Vie En Rose called The Pink Life
a "hangman" instance where all toots are treated as guesses for letters / words in a game of hangman, & guessing correctly resets the game for everyone.
a Hangul-like syllable-clustered phonetic orthography for lojban.
A hook for smartphone photo uploads that randomizes the geolocation and date metadata in a photo before uploading it.
A library laid out based on physical proximity between books being ranked the same as semantic proximity in terms of word2vec models on their contents. Shelves would occur in clusters, with similar books adjacent in three dimensions.
A light novel called "The Title of This Light Novel Couldn't Possibly Be This Long?!" about a light novel author whose rocky relationship with the person doing his cover layouts becomes more complicated after it is revealed that she is his fiancee due to an arranged marriage agreement twenty years before.
Almost But Not Entirely Unlike Butter (TM)
Altcoin where proof of work is dirty limericks. Must be hash-unique, contain only dictionary words, and scan. Owner of a hash owns the copyright so good ones will be more valuable.
Altcoin where proof of work is position on the new york times bestsellers list.
A "mastodon recommended follower" back-end that picks at random a recent-poster from the same node that has no network overlap at all (or, if that's not possible, one with as little network overlap as possible).
An "arrogance bot" that posts affirmations & Chuck Norris jokes rewritten to be in the first person.
An asymmetric card game (think Netrunner) where one party plays with Tarot cards and the other one plays with Zener cards.
an autofollow bot that only follows accounts older than a week with more than five posts and less than five followers who have posted in the past day (i.e., aggressively federating the lonely).
Animated word cloud based on a sliding window, & you watch the word frequencies change size as instances pass in or out of the window.
an "inconvenience store" in the form of a vending machine in a hard to reach location that dispenses items emblazoned with the name of the location (so you can brag that you went there & show it off).
an instance picker where you type a couple paragraphs of text & it matches you with the instance that best matches based on some kind of semantic distance calculation, but also the one that least matches.
an instance that has no users except for a single follow-bot & keeps its federated timeline publicly accessible to non-users, as a simulation of twitter's "list" feature.
an instance that mirrors another instance except that it runs all names & content through rot-13 & adds a CW: ROT13 to every post. (The idea being, you can follow users from a blocked instance without risking abuse of the federated timeline.)
an instance where all toots are encoded with a vignere cypher, with the key chosen at random from a dictionary every 3 hours. The key is kept secret from the users. If a user determines the key & types it, s/he is put in a "hall of fame" list & the key is reset.
an instance where no words previously typed that day by any user are allowed, seeded each morning by a dictionary.
an instance where only emoji are allowed.
An instance where the character limit changes every 20 minutes to a random value between 1 and 1024.
An instance with no notification column. Basically, you need to go back through your feed or search your own name to find out if anybody interacted with you.
An interactive fiction game where the format is writing letters to a newspaper advice columnist.
An online FPS where your race and gender are randomized at the beginning of the game & players are rewarded for having low bias in kills (but not told in what direction their bias leans).
A quiz bowl game where the end of game state is one party having exactly triple the number of points of the other party, and where a wrong answer removes half a point.
a repl for a planner based declarative language that allows the user to switch between alternate paths interactively at any depth, sorts default path eval order by frequency weighed by recency and success -- autocomplete for complex planning.
a space opera told through the medium of epic poetry.
a superman origin story, except it's basically the Infancy Gospel
A tabletop roleplaying system optimized for generating stories that, when recorded, will be interesting to non-participants (rather than for being fun to play).
Attract gamers to long-haul trucking by reframing it as a series of hard-core fetch quests.
Automate "discourse on the otter" by doing a case sensitive search for ' [Tt]he Other", isolating sentences, replacing 'Other' with ' Otter', and superimposing them on top of otter pictures.
autosuggest, except it's just a rhyming dictionary
A version of David Byrne's 'big suit' to wear while doing UI dev, so that you're pushed toward thinking more kinetically.
A VN, but all the sprites and backgrounds are artsy black & white photos. Or maybe only the sprites, and the backgrounds are color photos.
A VN in the style of a medieval illuminated manuscript, with the character sprites and backgrounds being the doodles in the margins. (Gawain fights a snail, I guess.)
Board came: connect-10 on a 10x10 board with 5 distinct symbol types. Either player can use any symbol, but the player to first connect 10 of the same symbol in any direction wins.
Bury a coffin-shaped time capsule in a grave yard each January, after an elaborate mock-funeral complete with eulogies for the year.
Create an audiobook in the style of The Medium is the Massage using only samples from F For Fake.
Create plaster Lenin masks and superglue them to confederate statues, then overwrite the inscriptions.
Dowsing for wikipedia articles.
Enter Steamboat Willy into evidence in a court case, thereby putting it in the public domain.
ET: The Exorcist
Extend restrictions on government-held IP to all corporate persons, such that only natural persons can hold IP. (Naturally, since it cannot be owned by a trust or an estate, it expires upon death.)
Flood r/getmotivated with pieces from the Principia Discordia
"Food of the Cogs", a book that deliberately apes the style of "Food of the Gods" but is about the role of alcohol in encouraging the historical development of bureaucracy and its current role in keeping dysfunctional bureaucracies going.
form a theatre troupe specifically for making FMV versions of famous VNs
Given parallel corpora, find pairs of words that minimize both difference in word vectors and edit distance and then create interpolations at the midpoint of the edit distance landscape, to form the vocabulary of an interlingua-esque auxiliary language.
In a cyberpunk setting, counterculture fashion movements are based around mechanisms for fooling face/gait recognition that stopped working years earlier.
jomny sub, an aliebn leaning all about bdsm
"Lewd political compass"
"Live action anime" -- basically an 'abridged series' except instead of badly overdubbing clips from the show you badly overdub cosplayers doing shot by shot reenactments of scenes from the show.
make a distributed version control system use the blockchain.
Mash up Dead of Night and Night of the Living Dead into a single film and call it Dead of the Living Night.
Masto9000 -- an instance where boosts & favs don't exist and nothing you toot can be within some small edit distance of anything on the local or federated timelines.
masto instances where all accounts are deleted 48 hours after registration (or 24 hours after last post), along with all their activity.
name all media attachments with content hashes and then host a copy on any node where a user has viewed them, at fetch time. That way, links to media can always be local & a big image on a popular toot won't take down a small node. Fall back to looking for the same hash on literally any federeated node in case of 404.
Bad idea of the day, #nanogenmo edition: A 'novel' that's just a step by step representation of bubble sort of a short paragraph by word, followed by a step by step representation of a bubble sort by letter.
Pay people on mechanical turk one cent to choose the next word in a story (seeing only the previous three words), and don't allow anybody to do it twice. They choose from a list. Pay another turker to make sure the result is grammatically correct. Repeat until the story is 50k words long.
Replace all of the faces in all of your photos with Aphex Twin before uploading to facebook. Use a browser extension to replace all faces in all loaded images with Aphex Twin. (Or maybe John Malkovich.)
Replace the slip in the cover of the John Carpenter flick with this: http:// awfullibrarybooks.net/friday-fiction-prince-of-darkness/
Run deepdream with an image model trained on dick picks, to create a filter that turns everything into dicks.
Swap the human and horse faces on confederate statues.
TDM, a musical genre that's just EDM slowed down to, like, 20 BPM
The Klingon Federation -- a group of Star Trek larp instances that refuse to accept or transmit anything that is not grammatically correct Klingon or clipped Klingon.
"The professional tarot" Cups => Treasury Pentacles => Engineering Swords => Sales Wands => HR
Translate prolog syntax to sql (as views and queries). Breaks unification but you can quickly run both ways against some known database of facts.
Treat toot threads as a sequence to sequence learning problem & have a system try to predict replies. Once it gets good enough let it post (and try to predict replies to its own replies)
Twitch Plays Lisa
Using katakana as gematria -- treating similar transliterations as indicative of deep occult connections. (punch line => panchirain <= panty line, for instance -- WHAT DOES IT MEAN)
variation on oulipo.social that forces e-prime by disallowing all forms of the verb to be. (@mus)
Weird Sun Mastodon
When cleaning, rather than keeping things that spark joy, keep only those things that spark deeply conflicting feelings. If the answer to the question "do I want to keep this" is easy for you, pitch it, regardless of whether that answer is 'yes' or 'no'.
whenever someone talks about the MCU Avengers, assume they 're talking about the 1960s british spy show instead.
Whenever there's a group of elves, make sure there are 11 of them. "Elven Council of Eleven" could become the "Occult Hand" of extruded fantasy product.
When people talk about Game of Thrones, respond as though you think they're talking about The Armory Wars.
Fatigue Zone
a black market in genetic rodenticide
a breakthrough in sound
Acceptable Kill Ratio
ACTION OFFICE
Alan Skokal's Cello Scrotum
American Bottom Archaeology
ANGRY YOUNG COMPUTER
anthrophage
autoicon
automatic mouth
Bedtown
Between Us And The Stars
bio-exorcist
bird specialist
blowing zen
blue indigo violet
blue mink bifocals
breaded meat torus
butt carnival
Butt Mechanics
cabinet beast
canned heat
category jam
Competitive self-play
Corpses Carved
counter-earth
DEADLY MANTIS
DEATH TO YOUR KNEES
de-fleshed
Demonstration Machine
doubtful dollars
Easy Home-Made Ruin
elaborate systems of dread
electroblood
Every-Day Tums Festival
Factory of Cups
five inches of danger
Formula Tales
Fuel Oil 3
gaping mouth ring
garden of errors
ghostmath
God's transcendent negativity
gravewax
hero prop
Hideous Impulse Incarnate
Horse Infrastructure
house of skin
Induced Failures of Visual Awareness
Infernal Cartography
insurrection welcome
Intended Play
invitation to love
Killer Poke
knife angel
Larks' Tongues In Superposition
leophant zeepotamus
loud planet
lovely but devoid of life
MADGASSER
Magic Punch Boys
Mall McCartney
marginstepper
meat vehicle
milking the toad
My Midnight Pillow
mysterious emoloyment
natural juices
normal eye
normal failure
Obligate Cannibal
ocular bodkin
Orc Bathroom
Pajama man from outer space
Pivoted Grab Handle
PRAXIS
Praxis Engine
reputation trap
Rorscach Audio
russian backdoor overture
SERPENT IMAGERY
Sex-obsessed murder monkeys
"Sex, Sadism, & the Smoking Guns"
Sick Transit, Glorius Monday
silent weapons
Something Like Science
sparkle baby
special laboratory for biocommunications phenomena
Spectral Centroid
Spitehouse
standard widgets
Stargoon and His Clardic Fug
still life with wriggling
Swill Children
the ambient dead
The Anatomy Act
The Author Function
the blood supply
the brotherhood of the good death
The Chronic Argonauts
the circumstances
The Counterfactual Regrets
the cutting room experience
The Designated Gerbil
The Deviant Occupations
The Duck Shack Agreement
The Enthusiastic Philanthropists
the flesh eaters
the formerly human
the good locust
the lamentation tour
the library revolution
The Love Alliance
the musicality of worms
the mystic eyes of death perception
The New Malarias
The Nuclear Teeth
The Painted Thing
the plants
the political realities
The Presence of Crime
The Principles of Refrigeration
The Resurrectionists
The Screaming Reverse Executioner Mutual Aid Society
"The Self as an Event"
the shape
the source regions
the Soviet psychoenergetic threat
The Testy Servant Problem
The Unknown Competitor
the unmistakable sound
the world beneath our skin
Tidy Stump
Tiny Body Computers
To Build Death
unsupervised sentiment neuron
upstream reciprocity
vulgar and lawless innovations
walk with the elf
West Coast Reduction
Wet Weapon
what is the injury
wizardclip
Wolcott's Instant Pain Annihilator
womb to tomb wetbox
Basically, any mechanism by which people gain access to information about history -- but, primarily, mechanisms by which information about events is recorded for posterity.
"Bite" is a very very important word in France: it is the most common nickname for penis. It's our "dick". We don't prononce it "byt" but "beet".
Bonus round: using some neutral orthography, do the same for very phonetically & gramattically distinct language pairs like Japanese & Russian.
But a proper relationship arc is a possibility as, like, something that unlocks when you solve the mystery.
(Call it Emril's Postman Takes Away)
Dress as a cultist, bring a bag containing a rubber chicken, salt, a large cleaver, a chopping board, and 5 LED candles to work
Each commit is recorded as a single block on your own working copy's blockchain, independent from others' WCs'. To push changes, you send blocks over to the remote WC's chain for them to verify and apply (or try to apply) the blocks at their specified height to the remote chain.
an instance that won't let you toot until you type more than 500 characters
crashed session
Every court card corresponds to a typical job title.
First call of the day that can be fixed by turning something off then on again take your bag of gear to the equipment
For instance, rather than levels, maybe each character can progress along Dan Harmon's story wheel, trading abilities of equal value, finding that they didn't want the things they thought they wanted, refusing the call, etc.
Free Halloween idea for IT people:
FYI: Today has been cancelled, please return any remainder of the day you have remaining to the bins at the front of the room for disposal.
Happy America Day
Having been through that time myself, I do recall an odd optimism to the period, sandwiched between the mainstream self-absorption of the 70s and the free-floating angst of the grungy and gothy 90s, when people started to really notice that being optimists didn't make anything better.
Hi Idea, I'm dad
If you don't know the French bite, please continue, it's funny.
If you have the URL for a toot on another instance you can add it to the search bar on your home instance (above the compose field) to get your local interactions (boost, reply etc.)
If you know it, please stop, we got it. Say "tapas".
.i mernunsla di'ai
In other words, rather than optimizing for best match, optimize for worst match & see what happens to social interaction.
(It could be called Emily Short Post Is Away.)
It would be about people in a house telling ghost stories while zombies are outside, I guess.
Life After Unlinking
Less mathematically interesting, but playable.
Lesson 5 - the bite
@lostnbronx The clunky technology aesthetic of the day, fitting in that weird grey zone between digital and analogue, does have its appeal though.
#MastoTips
@moovlin When I say "bad idea of the day", I usually mean "counterintuitive, unpopular, or perverse idea of the day". Many of them are good for *something*, if only a laugh.
ni'o lo cabdei jbobau
Execution Model
space law
Prior to language, only events that one personally experienced could influence their behavior. With language, oral traditions 'bound time' so that multiple generations worth of a whole culture's knowledge could be used. Writing bound time further.
An otaku is transported to a generic fantasy world, only to slowly discover that everyone else in the fantasy world is also an otaku who has been transported. Turns out they screwed up and failed to populate it, and so they& apos;re moving otaku over in the hope that maybe they'll mate.
Since a few months, we see that Americans use "Bite" in their restaurants: "Take a bite", "Beer-Billards-Bite", "24/24 bite".
Some rules involve getting instructions via planchette + spirit board & looking up their meanings in a Dee-inspired enochian-like encoding.
Thank you.
The floor would probably have a purely aesthetic fibbonacci spiral pattern, because lol math.
(The issue being that until you beat the game you still die at the end of the day.)
The Lojban of the day
An interactive fiction game where a celebrity chef attempts to send a letter but is prevented by an obsessive obstructionary postal worker.
@tomharris @ej
time binding
Vacation under an assumed identity by connecting to strangers! Whatever happens in vegas.social stays in vegas.social.
With the salt, draw a pentagram on the floor, set the LED candles at the points, unplug the offending equipment and put it in the centre, put the chopping board, rubber chicken, and cleaver at one of the points
Y axis is dom/sub X axis is netorare/coprophagia
You can bridge with Twitter so others can find you, and you can find them: https://mastodon-bridge.herokuapp.com/
healthy limb system
the realms of the unreal
ego stripping
instant literature
a vision for the macrocosm
that oddly heroic act of postponement
explode the palimpsest
a literature of exhaustion
[200~The goal of microversioning in hypertext is to explode the palimpsest & display each revision as a complete work in of itself worthy of quotation while showing subsequent revisions as derivative works. Whether or not the author remains the same is no longer relevant, nor necessarily he chronology.[201~
experiments in tone
funeral apology
arise chicken
the culture jam
the low lights
math not politics
process and reality
home sysadmin
face furniture
third bird
the strong owls
a time for evil
the war on sleep
cosmic ear bakery
brick machines
moon logic
a mysterious force
unadaptable cinema
drink the web
cognitive estrangement
strange tricks of cartography
the crashing crescendo
whimsical doodles of fireproof hell-flesh
whimsical doodles of fireproof hell-flesh
innovation theatre
command phrase
proof of burn
the noonday demon
snarf buffer
new lines for a new mind
scriptorium
refocus the system
too many facts about blood
the sarcastic interrogatives
the echo questions
the patriotic speed limit
the spirit of system
black reef
physical relics
keepers of the bones
the savvy dealer of unpopular time
superfine
a nice flat heaven
rat bite fever
human wallpaper
they crave those deltas
gentle morning shout
loud telegrams
the attaining gigantick dimensions
competitive self-play
unconventional halos
surrealistic makeup effects
combined horse
the border of the haunted stars
the count's phantom planet
the speech acts
how to do things with notes
the collapsing contexts
the exploding palimpsests
the ends of sleep
home taping
the partial failures
the livid farts from the butt of a lesser god
it's all material
the necessary medicine
vomit draft
the extra-believable socks
destructive deduction
schwerpunk
infinite automatic mallsoft
the near enemies
primary vision
the lovesick dead
the death stench
the garden of hours
tragic meat
future flesh
night air
the outer universe
the dead room
the paradox of painful art
the obdurant desire for the taste of defeat
a frightening inheritance
external shrinkage
we will ruin you
the taking of weapons
the mysterious night visitor
let them eat art
a sleeping suit for air-raid nights
an explosion was audible within each toad
international orbit
the enforcement specialists
the brood parasites
the parasite brood
thanatosis
the printing offices of confusion
fantastic plenum
the germinal base of beatitude
the nine springs of our nature
a principle of sufficient unreason
added smashing power
the structured crowd
the snake oil standard
screen hearthing
animal vigour
a tantalizing typology of personality
the empire of signs
passive reception
revolt of a counterproject
bright, rich, personal, slow and under construction
the brotherhood of sleep
a fascinating disaster
fashionable paranoia
superflat!
rural juror
protruded polystyrene proboscis
mouth comfort
the Forgotten Works
fantastic animal
moon math
fifteen chapters on sloths
low memory environment
forest bathing in the green chapel
lower days ahead
tribal mood
brain fever
echo answer
in doomful half-dream
52Hz wail
the king of motion
crypt trip
pseudopleasure
minimized badging
Article idea: how to counteract power-law-orientation in social media (dropping retweets, dropping popular posts, reverse popularity order, etc.)
Article idea: the strange metaphysics of Geobreeders (bakeneko as memetic entities; anti-bakeneko squads full of monomaniacs of various stripes)
Article idea: how capital creates persistent antagonistic structures out of minor & temporary power differentials
Article idea: how to culture-jam while optimizing for effectiveness (not masturbatory self-satisfaction)
terror management
hidden superiors
liquid modernity
the cult of tradition
the convulsive mechanicals
the reign of quantity
rejected knowledge
cosmic state
esotourism
artificial songs
fruit bringing society
munsalvaesche
naometria
the radically unseen
a theramin for rats
shock city
experimental forest
experimental fortress
the full egg
a continuum of intensities
the becoming animal
toilet revolution
a dangerous eye
vital value
an extraordinary and unexpected ruthlessness
cheap grace
unusable truths
swarming dope fortress
the red-mad attacks
death benefits
ambient humanity
king crusher
big cat sancturary
the product
DAG of distain
The Known
the submerged man
tube-pork medley
The Emergency
urban foxes
mouthbrow
selfies with bears
illegal anatomy
beyond taste
night shape
an unorthodox guidance
beaverduck
apes with ape problems
all-purpose survival cracker
suddenly hyperconnected to the real
seated humans with large heads
the vocal statue
the jugglaries of the memnonium
the teeming millions
powerhammer
the dark courage to sin
international space crimes
it's coming through your hands
a lawsuit waiting to happen
redundant and degenerate
write skew
cosmetic computing
institute of applied oneironautics
institute of implied oneironautics
bundle of sleep
perceptual snake machine
struck by flying items
Machine-Like Men Are Still Toddlers
ULTRA HAND
the stinking rose of mirth
the words of conjunction
automatic uncontrollable giving
the ends of sleep
the apparatus as a break
internet hole
the rich and gullible of europe
night of the corpse whales
calming slaughterbox
nameless assemblage
reciprocation dingle-arm
against action
that mad chemistry
the new all-human cerebellum
trees in time
information weapon
non stop mystery action
rock harmonicon
Shadows from the Walls of Death
frost heave
half-way to anywhere
tiny crab utopia
the every-trichord hexachord
profane human calculators
rabbit town
the ratio club
hot ham water
pocket answer machine
the teeth of time
sharp flesh
artificial fear
synthetic torso
self-negating component
catastrophic steam event
bearded seal call -- get sample
brain needle
definition of planet
grinding utility
icons of beige
normal shopping experience
omnicidal death machine
the secret self
the depth boys
the conditions for democracy
the hidden persuaders
empty prosperity
these new selves
the inner directives
radical lesbian nuns
the private horror
immortal replicator
community vibrancy index
the hidden & unwelcome impulses
the lifestyle taxonomists
no hay banda
sign value
the unofficial capacity
the super-marginal
tin whiskers
WE HAVE MEAT
telecomputer man
the psychogenic shivers
the cheap and bleak
the corresponding bogus packets
the nocturnal design
the committee of sleep
reserve heads
eat your tv
expectorate the vestigial
death as productive matrix
hydraulic tendency
machinic praxis
organization as suppression
abstract culture
theoretical anti-system
a cryptography of cosmic pain
thermic waves
tactics of intensification
beyond appearance
the spiriting night
the securities of ontotheology
a petrified desolation
blood and image
a lunar countenance
night pool
a fading and cooling of stars
the vast and senseless dispersion of the stars
out of order
there are interior teeth
outside threat
functional music
a charm of blood and stones
distant thunder
squirrel events
the business of war
a jagged sky
stretch it, paint it red
the real atomic clash
spectacular death apparatus
alligator belief championship
vampire empire
disruption operation playbook
the quietized home
the maury island incident
the washington flap
power tool massacre
weather station in a dead universe
horrible clown violence
revenge of the cyranoids
the fulfillment centre
villiage of witches
the unlimited stick
every now
big real mode
starscum
chrome rotation
nonstop necropolis
the international committee of robot arms
convalescence quilts
machinic assemblage
the hungry machines
empire of death
wet ghosts
difficult conversations laboratory
concrete corduroy
the circuits of the supersavers
neonatal handling
social anosmia
the neuron doctrine
The Event
typed holes
the oneiric visions
Exposure
tiny knife massage
exploding in reverse
corridors of core
rapid autopsy
impossible color
doom loop
liquid ass
emotional prosthetic
one thousand years of dream
the tomb of sleep
space away from earth
the forgetting curve
massed practice
consolation in numbers
the delaware of reasoning
whirly girl
other landscapes are possible
fridge poetry for Roman Emperors
emanating from a dead moon
burnt maps
burnt maps emanating from a dead moon
seven days without light
aphelion
die in complete surprise
boomtime for deathcults
instant trash
nudge unit
the alien world of objects
horizontal transcendence
brain garbage
process s
ice harvester
exodus to an uninhabitable earth
our miserable end
the west-german sex-comedy
vicious attack dolls
slausen's lost oasis
entropic ruin
the ten thousand moon-brains of the Solid State Entity
wet dirt appreciation society
charming bed & breakfast nightmare
midnight wimp bowling league
viable system model
the dreaded outcome
colorspace atlas
actuarial escape velocity
mechanical violator
the central premonitions registry
a most extraordinary something
square and stationary earth
the psychic-industrial complex
the Forgotten Works
the disaster that everted
A Romance of Entropy
Callisto cuddle sponge
the spirit of gain
condemned to hope forever
carceral archipelago
harmonious grays
an invitation to bad ideas
duck the momentum
the century of the exploding everything
the most powerful living cat
the extremely legal
angry goat terror
vintage skull imagery
the eighteen minute gap
no crew for your heart
chemically peculiar
Vengeful Piss Camel
negative limbic arousal
naturally occurring-interaction of gears, levers, and pulleys
nuclear battle mole
the unreal city
the irreconcilable gap
the potential carcasses
a disco in hell
The Faceless
THREAT
Red Birth
the unavoidable spasm
droop snoot
strange remains
the mosquito king
hard dollar
tabby starr
hotel fire
dream loss bureau
the desperate orgies
hot sleep
the ass antlers
betrothed by a scream
feathered death garlands
massive bubble phenomenon
scavenger omnivore
ownership of the dead
invasive reptiles
conspiracy to riot
domestication syndrome
radical pro-crime agenda
counterfeit infinity
the diseased
the banana nightcap
a study in confusion and misery
FLESHCAKE
the abyssal zone
assault on society
rebound tenderness
a creeping naturalism
extremely normal website
london after midnight
dead instrument
the deadly silences
pure duration
the lean and athirst
the bottom of creation
the monstrous burst
rivers of pitch
xtreme witchcraft
imported blood products
the uncorrelated targets
moth drinking tears of a sleeping bird
aggressively punctuated
spiritual insulation from the Outer Monstrosities
iconic meat factory
penumbras of emanation
kill ziggy
unmasked attacks
the perfection of the hideous
the bloom of outer darkness
everlasting faint
except at occasional intervals
a festival of rats
deeper dimensions of the profane
stage meat
terrestrial radio ducks
fifteen foot sinus
tracks from the coast of hell
the pyrotechnics of a new autumn
body genres
lush rot
we are the asteroid
crepuscular forces
how to deter bears
baltic sea anomaly
radical doubt
worthless bridge syndrome
secret infections
vampire burial
to lap blood from the open wounds of the dying
angry fruit salad
strawberry cream disease
the unassigned lands
the death chamber
coffin factory
necrocracy
the haunting of flesh show
passion owl
honey & darkness
gatorvision
meat vision & jacked
fish bulletin
hope fading nightly
a long strange way home
the control and regulation of systems
beyond all dreams of dread
necroleachate
peel the cortex off your brain like the rind off an orange
crew expendable
Porcine encephalon
acceptable meat creaminess
telepathic impactive impingement
deformed malediction
nameless food
skeleton jazz wizard
darker when wet
end user digest
safety coffin
the waiting mortuary
conspiracy to riot
dread risks
homesick for nowhere
the secret weapons
theicide
condensation nucleus
the active measures
active denial system
Mistakes were made
my odious handiwork
art crimes unit
a motley assortment of screaming machines
fossil ape
prestige cannibalism
intercellular pods
interdisciplinary placebo studies
a new leader in murder tech
involuntary parks
The Assumption of Randolph Carter
the cardboard belts
becoming vapor
the becoming vapor
subversive panda toys
pulverized phantasy
mere mechanism
recirculating flesh
involuntary body
excess organs
upsettingly large fungus
wax cadavers
glory in defeat
sirius moonlite
combat agate
axis theory
spooky electric
where birds never lingered
human flesh technology
mysterious by divine
rhythmic rituals
the far and cold
gorilla orphanage
too many requests
abjection
watcher at the gates of mind
transient hypofrontality
seven minutes of terror
the danish vowel horror
the productively fractured
funeral dj
satanic graffiti
girlmeat
the crypto-embyonic hyperelectric presence
timeless animals
ten thousand incomprehensible avenues
perfect balance perfect sleep
the songs of a city predict its future
pleasure in the failure to regulate
manufactured spend
insect of sufficient cleverness
modern oral folklore
crown locust
particle explosion future systems
your needs grow teeth
the historic and inadequate
a manifest degenerate entity for which wholeness is but a superficial distraction.
knife angel
known cryptonyms
robust adversarial examples
universal adversarial perturbations
racing lawnmowers
land art in space
a section of agghartha
keen data goober
Hofstadter's butterfly
continuous partial conflict
adversarial pornography
snowmath
inverted yield curve
hexenhammer
body harm revenge & property destruction
death banana
infinite dick parade
fleshcops
central meat / central whip
conspiracies of the body
the power haunts
major chambers
death at that income level
american magic & dread
pocket symphony
the history of an error
mount unpleasant
the corpse trade
the red center
alien fire (from the mercy seat)
rizomorph
a new and powerful god
The New Motor
the association of electrizers
amber phenomena
citogenesis
the active measures
intercourse with spirits
the movement
unforseen movements
synners in the grasp of an angry gnon
rural edgelands
mechanized death
parts world
hooves upon the air
solar bodies
gaffe machine
rich tapestry of disaster
repel bears
a god without a function
putridarium
the mutant incident
center for effective dreaming
rock hard clumps
steel hour
silver gleaming death machine
fresh and desperate wailing
manual of disasters
modern sound synthesis
horned werewolf
cerulean process
freestyle acupuncture
coordinated inauthentic behavior
urgent lumps
rat nausea
high concept art terrorist
unconsolidated sediment
nucleation site
sneaker bots
bootleg video van
spidergoat
power thunk
Pronk XL
the viscera
night shells
haunted mouse descendents
meat in film
night parrots
newdark hotpeace
oat milk shortage
rank growth
the only way out is grass
machinic assemblages
murdermap
flaylord
the ends of sleep
adorable ice cream crisis
small crimes
a politics for alienation
the becoming-electron
rejecting the natural
bespoke ennui
science weekends
unreasonably dangerous
false and defamatory
new-metal class
we regret the error
meat scientists
wondersnake
the wonderful game of vomit
endless expansion of wants
swegdropa
electric gremlin
fish repairs
the awful swish
rage of taste
chamber of arts and wonders
sex raft mutiny
lewd weld
beat beta
central dust control
invented forgeries
the incitements of friendship
the coffee brake