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ZimoSyndrome/README.md 

def optimize_life(bugs: int, learning_rate: float = 0.01) -> str:
    caffeine_level = 100

    while bugs > 0:
        # Wandering through the loss landscape of life
        bugs -= 1
        caffeine_level -= 10

        if caffeine_level <= 0:
            return "Exploding Gradient Error: Go to sleep."

    return "Global Optimum Reached: Code compiles!"

When I'm not debugging: ultimate frisbee, and a map of everywhere I've been.

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