Caution
RESTRICTED ZONE. You are viewing a live fire profile. Seniors have been neutralized here in 0.03s. Proceed with debugger.
Note
Forensics: RIP: panic+0x666 — cause: senior ego overflow. Handler: hesam-oxe. Resolution time: 0.03s.
| 🎯 TARGET | 🪖 ROLE | ⚔️ Weapon of Choice | 📛 Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🐧 Linux Kernel | Kernel infantry — merged patches in the world's largest collaborative codebase | C · asm |
MERGED |
| ⚙️ LLVM | Compiler blacksmith — codegen & optimization trenches | C++ |
ENGAGED |
| 🛡️ OWASP | Security operative — agent memory guard for LLM systems | Python |
LOCKED |
| 👁️ Meta PyTorch | ML artillery — triton kernel validation at scale | Python · Triton |
LOCKED |
| 🔷 Microsoft TypeScript-Go | Language port commando — 10M-line compiler rewritten in Go | Go |
DEPLOYED |
| 🚀 NASA Worldview | Orbital recon — satellite imagery pipeline | JS |
IN ORBIT |
| 🐘 Apache SeaTunnel | Data pipeline engineering — high-throughput sync | Java |
STREAMING |
STATUS: weaponizing code since day zero — no layer untouched.
Tip
Live pipelines. These blocks rewrite themselves via Actions — blog every 6h, activity every 6h, coding-hours daily. No token yet → graceful placeholder, zero breakage.
- 🛰️ No transmissions yet — add RSS URLs to
FEEDS.json(seeFEEDS.json.example).
- 🔥
PushEvent@ hesam-oxe/hesam-oxe.github.io — 2026-09-05 - 🔥
PushEvent@ hesam-oxe/line — 2026-09-03 - 🔥
PushEvent@ hesam-oxe/line — 2026-09-01 - 🔥
PushEvent@ hesam-oxe/line — 2026-09-01 - 🔥
PushEvent@ hesam-oxe/hesam-oxe — 2026-09-01
- ⌨️ WakaTime not linked — add
WAKATIME_API_KEYsecret to enable coding-hours chart.
- 🧩 LeetCode card: pending username —
hesam-oxe - 📚 StackOverflow flair: pending numeric ID —
0000000
graph LR
A[asm · silicon] --> B[C · kernel]
B --> C[rust · go · fear]
C --> D[k8s · cloud]
D --> E{SENIOR?}
E -->|yes| F[☠ neutralized 0.03s]
E -->|no| G[spared · for now]
style F fill:#DC143C,stroke:#FF1744,color:#fff
style A fill:#0D1117,stroke:#DC143C,color:#fff
☠️ FILE 001 — HOW SENIORS GET NEUTRALIZED IN 0.03s
00.00s— nmap sweep, ego port open00.01s— legacy argument detected: "in my 20 years..."00.02s— counter: kernel patch + benchmark + one-liner in asm00.03s— silence. Target terminated. Loot: respect +∞
[!WARNING] Do not attempt without ring-0 clearance.
🔥 FILE 002 — WEAPON LOADOUT (12 LANGUAGES)
- bare metal:
asm · c · cpp · rust— where others fear to step - strike:
go · java · cs— concurrent, ruthless - interface:
py · ts · js— pretty on top, lethal underneath - battlefield:
linux · k8s · docker · terraform— the whole stack kneels
👁️ FILE 003 — RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
- No layer untouched — from silicon to cloud
- No mercy module —
mercy.service not found — good. - Uptime ∞ — sleep schedule
404 - Juniors spared:
0— everyone gets forged
Important
The fire continues outside GitHub. WebGL war-room + real terminal at hesam-oxe.github.io — no JS was harmed inside this README to bring you that.

