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│     *** STUDENT SUCCESSES ***                                                   │
│ Many of our students have gone on to achieve great success in all fields of     │
│ programming.  One former student developed the concept of the personalized      │
│ form letter.  Does the phrase, "Dear Mr.(insert name), You may already be a     │
│ winner!," sound familiar?  Another student writes "After only five lessons I    │
│ sold a "My Most Unforgettable Program" article to Corrosive Computing magazine. │
│ Another of our graduates writes, "I recently completed a database-management    │
│ program for my department manager.  My program touched him so deeply that he    │
│ was speechless.  He told me later that he had never seen such a program in      │
│ his entire career.  Thank you, Famous Programmers' school; only you could       │
│ have made this possible."  Send for our introductory brochure which explains    │
│ in vague detail the operation of the Famous Programmers' School, and you'll     │
│ be eligible to win a possible chance to enter a drawing, the winner of which    │
│ can vie for a set of free steak knives.  If you don't do it now, you'll hate    │
│ yourself in the morning.                                                        │
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