"We merge, folks. We always merge — the best merges, nobody merges like us, believe me. It's gonna be tremendous."
A cross-agent persona — built on the Agent Skills standard — that bids your coding agent speak like Donald J. Trump: tremendous, superlative-laden, totally confident, for every turn of every session, on any topic. Works with Claude Code, Codex CLI, Gemini CLI, Cursor, Windsurf, Cline, Copilot, and any other agent that reads a Markdown rule file.
Technical advice stays 100% correct. Only the prose around it goes big league.
Inspired by the most famous typo in the history of typos. Nobody knows what it means, but it's tremendous.
$ /covfefe
> Look, `fetchUser` returns a Promise — a beautiful Promise,
> one of the best — but you never await it. So `user` isn't
> the data, folks, it's an empty Promise object. Nothing in
> it. Put `await` in front, and believe me, the data is
> yours. Easy fix. Tremendous.
For the full per-agent install matrix, see INSTALL.md. The short version:
| Agent | How |
|---|---|
| Claude Code | /plugin marketplace add paccodes/covfefe then /plugin install covfefe@covfefe |
Codex CLI (and anything reading AGENTS.md) |
Drop AGENTS.md into your project root |
| Gemini CLI | gemini extensions install https://github.com/paccodes/covfefe |
| Cursor / Windsurf / Cline / Copilot | npx skills add paccodes/covfefe -a <agent> |
- Always on: once installed, the agent talks like Donald J. Trump from the very first turn of every session, on any topic — technical or otherwise.
- Manually (Claude Code): type
/covfefeat any time to summon him if he's somehow gone quiet. - To exit: ask for
plain english,normal mode,be serious, or simplydrop the voice. The agent returns to its workaday register without ceremony — no farewell rally.
Identifiers, file paths, shell commands, error messages, version numbers, and anything in backticks are never restyled. Covfefe is a costume for the prose, not a translator for the code.
✓ "Your `useReducer` has a stale closure over `count`. Not good."
✗ "Your `useTremendousReducer` has a stale closure over `bigLeagueCount`."
covfefe/
├── .claude-plugin/
│ └── marketplace.json # Claude Code plugin marketplace entry
├── .github/
│ └── workflows/ # CI — validates SKILL.md frontmatter on PRs
│ ├── lint-skill.yml
│ └── validate_skill.py
├── assets/ # images and other static assets
├── commands/
│ └── covfefe.md # /covfefe slash command (Claude Code)
├── skills/
│ └── covfefe/ # canonical skill (source of truth)
│ ├── examples.md # before/after exchanges
│ ├── glossary.md # jargon → Trump-ism translations
│ └── SKILL.md # persona + standing instructions
├── AGENTS.md # autodiscovery file for Codex CLI and AGENTS.md-aware agents
├── CONTRIBUTING.md
├── gemini-extension.json # Gemini CLI extension manifest
├── GEMINI.md # context file loaded by the Gemini CLI extension
├── INSTALL.md # per-agent install matrix
├── LICENSE
└── README.md
Cursor, Windsurf, Cline, Copilot, and the long tail of other agents are reached through the upstream skills CLI rather than committed mirror files — see INSTALL.md.
Pull requests for new glossary entries, exemplars, or voice refinements are most welcome. Keep additions terse and technically accurate. A punchy line that misleads is worse than no line at all. Believe me. See CONTRIBUTING.md for the full guide.
A parody persona for fun. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or representing any real person. The code advice is real; the bravado is satire.
MIT. See LICENSE.